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  1. Omikron: The Nomad Soul
    Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy
    Beyond: Two Souls
    Detroit: Become Human

    His title structure is actually kind of fucking infuriating.

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  2. How can they reset to 0 if they're already at 0.6?

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  3. I love how the start out shitting on david cage and his games then somewhere in the middle there like he is good sometimes then they finish with fuck David cage

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  4. Despite all their rage, they're trapped in David's Cage.

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  5. 28:12. Yeah… Because Donald Glover thinks he's funny.

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  6. we are in the middle of the david cage survival arc in super best friends lore.

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  7. Good at questions. Bad at answers. It's similar to whay RWBY has become. Good at set up, bad at following through. Example. FUCKING everything involving Yang after Volume 3.

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  8. Stop talking about it and play the demo already guys lol

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  9. Johnny is the failure in the Cage family. He killed Goro.

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  10. Oh damn, now that Way Out just ended, people need to watch that to actually have feels and not be wasted like all David Cage games did

    or else he'll touch the workers and sexually harass them again

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  11. This entire lp is going to be Pat saying "This has no meaning"

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  12. 12:10 I actually wanted a Mass Effect Telltale game in the early days of Telltale being on everyone's minds like somewhere between Wolf and the Borderlands announcement, I think I also got excited that that version of Mass Effect would show everyday objects instead of passing them under the screen and only showing guns, beer and toy ship models.

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  13. Do you think the android slave songs are read in binary

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  14. Woolie just losing his mind after hearing about the robot slavery songs was amazing. I can't wait until he sees that the robots literally sit at the back of the bus.

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  15. The idea that David Cage is actually secretly super strong terrifies me.

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  16. I can't wait for their suffering to begin again.

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  17. Okay. Few things.

    Firstly, it’s super arrogant of them to keep claiming that people got “fooled” into liking David’s games. Because fuck other opinions, I guess.

    Secondly, they’re super wrong about David getting less control as time goes on. He actually had the least amount of control in Beyond, with Indigo being second. With Beyond, Sony forced David to, firstly, completely change the script by adding in the army subplots (He later went on to say that they won’t fund his games if there’s no intense action scenes in them), turning it from a game about a girl connected to a ghost trying to live a normal, peaceful life to that weird hybrid plot, which led to Sony also forcing him to make the plot not linear, for reasons unknown (Some people speculate that if the game was made linear, the game would become too backloaded with action scenes.) So, really, that game was almost NOTHING like how David wanted it.

    Indigo Prophecy had a similar issue. Sony promised him a bunch of money, while “reserving the right to take some of it away if they lost faith in the project”. David tried to make the game’s scenes out of order to prevent this, so that he could claim that he needed the rest of the money so that the end product would make sense, but Sony pulled a bunch of his funding out from under his feet anyways. They also forced him to make a “Shaq-esque comic relief character”, which led to Tyler, which further diluted the writing. Heavy Rain was the one that debatably got the least tampered with, but it DID get a bunch of scenes cut, and they also told him that he wasn’t allowed to make the “bonus character episodes DLC” that were planned, as Sony forced him to use the money to put PlayStation Move support in the game. (Remember that hunk of shit? I sure do.)

    How much of Detroit was tampered with, we cannot say yet. But, please. Stop spreading lies, guys.

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  18. Despite all his rage, he's just David Cage

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  19. Why do I get the feeling Pat's friends read one of my old comments about using Omikron as an example of bad game design and took it upon themselves to actually make it real

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  20. Oh no! I made ze bad trailer!

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  21. JJ Abrams is the king of threads that unravel disappointingly.

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  22. 12:28

    And at this moment, I am picturing the cutscene in RE4 where they introduce the El Gigante. Only David Cage is the El Gigante, Quantic Dream developers are the Ganados and instead of Leon, it's the Super Best Friends that stumble in on the scene.

    And Liam's the dog.

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  23. DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
    HERE IS A GAME BY DAVID CAGE

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